Welcome to my site

You have just stumbled upon the best kept secret on the Internet. If you are at this site in error, simply hit the “back” button in your browser to return to the page you were just viewing.

This original goal of this project was to create a lasting monument to myself that would endure until the sun exploded. I evaluated the best way to do this, and determined there was nothing more permanent than electrons. I cemented a whole bunch together, and threw them out for all to see.

So sit back, please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle at all times, and enjoy the ride!